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Work Tomorrow! Web Dev., Telemarketers, Researchers, Writers, Bloggers (virtual office)

compensation: depends on experience
employment type: full-time

Work Tomorrow! Web Dev., Telemarketers, Researchers, Writers, Bloggers (Virtual Office)
compensation: depends on experience
employment type: full-time

Work Tomorrow! Web Dev., Telemarketers, Researchers, Writers, Bloggers

YOU MUST READ THIS ENTIRE AD BEFORE REPLYING
WE WILL ONLY RESPOND TO APPLICANTS WHO FOLLOW OUR INSTRUCTIONS IN THIS AD!

Work Tomorrow! Web Dev., Telemarketers, Researchers, Writers, Bloggers


If you are a bullshitter do not reply to this ad.
If you can not follow instructions, do not reply to this ad.
If you can not read, do not reply to this ad.
If you do not know English, do not reply to this ad.
If you do not show up for work, do not reply to this ad.
If you have ever gone dark on an employer ie. quit without giving proper notice, do not reply to this ad.
If you have signed a one year employment contract and did not honor it, do not reply to this ad.
If you have ever used a medical excuse with a USA based company as a reason for not coming to work, do not reply to this ad. (you know and we know that your are lying)
If you have used the "death in the family" as a reason for not coming to work, do not reply to this ad.
If you represent that the internet rarely goes out and you do not show up to work during any of the first week because the internet went out and you do not go to an internet cafe to alert your employer, do not reply to this ad.
If you represent that the power rarely goes out and than you use that excuse for not working during your first two weeks, do not reply to this ad.
If you have missed any time from work during your first month of employment with any employer for any reason do not reply to this ad.
If you can not supply references of direct supervisors from your last three jobs, do not reply to this ad.
If you are a flake, a pathological liar, misrepresent your capabilities when interviewing, do not reply to this ad.
If you have been fired from ANY JOB for poor performance, do not reply to this ad.

IF YOU HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR AND DO NOT FALL INTO ANY OF THE ABOVE CATEGORIES THAN WE WANT YOU!!!

We have excellent long term career positions with our firm that could last you 5-10 years with advancement and career growth potential.
Researchers, Telemarketers, Web Developers, Writers, Bloggers
INSERT THE SENTENCE "I'm not a bullshitter. I will show up to work on time everyday. " in the subject line. In the body field insert your area of expertise and the minimum level of income you will work accept employment to start work tomorrow.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • do NOT contact us with unsolicited services or offers

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